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If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
forever reblog
Oh. Fuck.
I’m actually scared of how relaxed I felt
How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.
Seriously have so much respect for this.
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Surgeon Simulator in review. Hilarious.
This had me rolllllin
Autotune of the Day: Why, Why, Manti?
Katie Couric’s hard-hitting interview with Manti Te’o gets autotuned by The Gregory Brothers!
WELP.
Stop what you are doing.
Read those.
Right now.
I’ll wait.
If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:
This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”
This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”
The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.
They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.
Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.
A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.
YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.
MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.
I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.
This shit is important.
Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.
Reblog this.
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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
wow…
Someone get this guy a medal.
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